Title: Blackmail, Coercion, and Slander of a Superior Officer Who Has Done Absolutely Nothing Wrong, Honest
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing/Characters: proto-Roy/Ed (heavily featuring my wife, Riza Hawkeye)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,500
Warnings: a touch of PG-13 language (SCANDALOUS); set in an unspecified post-BH 'verse
Prompt: "You ( Read more... )

Title: Heartbeat
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 47,200 (7,300 this part)
Warnings: language; post-BH AU; emetophobic parties beware; depictions of anxiety and depression (including dark intrusive thoughts); very much unwanted touches (see the note)
Summary: Ed makes the mistake of waiting on goddamn ( Read more... )

Title: Kindling
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: proto-Roy/Ed, Hawkeye, Al/Win
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 17,398
Warnings: language, additional Unhappy but slightly less of it, post-Brotherhood AU with spoilers
Summary: The heat's not the only thing getting under Ed's skin and scalding him from the inside out.
Author's Note: Next part ( Read more... )

Title: Summer
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Ed, Hawkeye, Roy (and kinda a tiny bit Roy/Ed)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11,830
Warnings: language, lots of Unhappy, post-Brotherhood AU with spoilers
Summary: People mean well, mostly, but he's alone in this - right?
Author's Note: ………so! Um. This is a sequel to Void - you can read it ( Read more... )

Title: Convection
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Riza & Roy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,340
Warnings: various spoilers for Brotherhod; tiny-super-serious-could-kill-a-man-woodsy-huntress-baby!Riza is the only young Hawkeye headcanon I can ever have; don't read this if you're looking for pre-Royai, because you will be disappointed D:
Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: 51% Problem Child (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Roy/Ed, Al/Alfons (HELLS YEAH), Hawkeye/Ross; featuring various characters from Brotherhood as well as '03 because all canons should fear me
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 23,850
Warnings: language, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me, canonsmash, crack and ( Read more... )

Title: Sappily Ever After
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 12,400
Warnings: language, nauseating quantities of schmoop, lots and lots of sexytalk, AU but with major spoilers for Brotherhood
Prompt: Roy/Ed wedding. And everything is fluffy and everyone lives happily ever after *___*
Summary: Ed and Roy are going ( Read more... )

Title: Sometimes Shit Happens (and It's Not Anybody's Fault, Okay)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons, Ed/batshit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,760
Warnings: language; cocaína; Al may still be underage depending on your geographical location, so there's that; steamy sexual activity
Summary: Following on after Classifieds and ( Read more... )

Title: The Maestros of Misuse
Fandom: FMA x HP
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, Team Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,700
Warnings: language, schmoop and fairly explicit sexual references, utterly half-assed quasi-Britishisms of which I should be ashamed, shoddy editing of which I should also be ashamed, situational spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: Ed ( Read more... )

Title: Bloodlines
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Team Mustang, Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,009
Warnings: language, major spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: It's more than the coat that they've got in common.
Author's Note: Speedfic which doesn't come close to measuring up to phindus's heartbreaking sketch, and which sort of accidentally ( Read more... )